Going Nowhere Fast T-Shirt
Chambray / S
$31.55
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Beach plans. Buried.
Packed with chairs, a cooler, and an umbrella, our crab is ready for the perfect beach day. His ride has other ideas.
Going Nowhere Fast features our circular badge on the front left chest and a borderless beach scene on the back, starring one stuck vehicle and one very unimpressed crab.
• Small circular badge on the front left chest
• Going Nowhere Fast scene on the back
• Printed to order
Check the size chart before ordering.
A little coastal. A little cranky.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Going Nowhere Fast T-Shirt
$31.55
Packed with chairs, a cooler, and an umbrella, our crab is ready for the perfect beach day. His ride has other ideas.
Going Nowhere Fast features our circular badge on the front left chest and a borderless beach scene on the back, starring one stuck vehicle and one very unimpressed crab.
• Small circular badge on the front left chest
• Going Nowhere Fast scene on the back
• Printed to order
Check the size chart before ordering.
A little coastal. A little cranky.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |