He likes the beach. The beach has other plans.
Stolen snacks. Collapsed chairs. Neighbors who’ve never heard of personal space. Our crab keeps showing up for a relaxing day—and leaving with another reason to be salty.
He doesn’t say much. His face usually handles it.
The Salty Crab Clothing Co. turns his little setbacks and unfiltered thoughts into coastal clothing and everyday essentials. For anyone who loves the beach but could do without the nonsense.
A little coastal. A little cranky.