“I came here to do nothing” T-Shirt
Seafoam / S
$32.00
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No plans. No rush. Don’t give him a task.
The I Came Here to Do Nothing Tee features our crab settled into his beach chair with one clear goal: absolutely nothing. Bold lettering and his signature salty stare do all the talking.
Featuring our circular badge on the front and the crab-and-quote design on the back. For slow beach days, cleared calendars, and taking your time off seriously.
A little coastal. A little cranky.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“I came here to do nothing” T-Shirt
$32.00
The I Came Here to Do Nothing Tee features our crab settled into his beach chair with one clear goal: absolutely nothing. Bold lettering and his signature salty stare do all the talking.
Featuring our circular badge on the front and the crab-and-quote design on the back. For slow beach days, cleared calendars, and taking your time off seriously.
A little coastal. A little cranky.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |